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place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.
Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?
the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly
Or your dad, if you're my kids.
You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.
And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you're facing, you might be wearing it.