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[โ€“] [email protected] 113 points 11 months ago (3 children)

With my experience with dating sites if I was into murdering random internet strangers I don't think I'd use dating sites to acquire targets, the amount of legwork would be unreasonable, it's almost impossible to get anyone to talk to on those things.

How am I supposed to lure potential victims to my kill dungeon if they ghost me all the time? Seriously it's a problem.

[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

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Seriously. Post a pic of some Air Jordans on Craigslist, you'll get the victims.

[โ€“] DJKayDawg 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Air Jordans!? Which isolated location would you like to meet at?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] YoorWeb 7 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] Komatik 22 points 11 months ago

Its seems you already killed them in conversation how else would they ghost you /joke

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean, it pays off for some. Worked for that guy in.... New Zealand, I think it was?

I'm sure it works better if you're attractive and have higher rates of getting matches though.