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It's that time of the year again! (files.mastodon.social)

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[–] aspitzer 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

wait until it hits little bobby tables...

https://xkcd.com/327/

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license facility

[–] jaybone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He drops when you are sleeping. He drops when you’re awake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.

Little Bobby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my unsanitized database inputs?

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