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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh come on now. don't talk like that. there's many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

But at least they're not a drummer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist).

[–] toomanypancakes 4 points 11 months ago

Ouch, but fair

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oldie but a goodie:

"what has three legs and a cunt on top?"

"a drum stool"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

What? I can'thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.

I bet he makes a great bass face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Funny, there's me going "oh look, fuck face plays bass"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Whose got your favorite bass face?

I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no he's better than me too??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He's Kevin fucking James. Literal King.

Of course he's better than you

[–] Chickenslippers 1 points 11 months ago

Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle.