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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Aceticon 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You use Assembly.

You describe each and every leg movement and each and every step to the castle and over the castle bridge and inside the castle.

You somehow end up in the castle kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Or more precisely. You end up in a dark room. You’re not sure it’s in the castle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

And the only way back is by counting every step you took on the way in, and if you miss one, the castle buries you.