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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] hakunawazo 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of The One:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-NppFUWG9k&t=2m0s

[–] SidewaysHighways 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That movie goes hard for a 12 year old boy looking for something to try and be as cool as the matrix.

Plus all the wonderful, beautiful songs picked for the soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

OoooooWaAhAhAh!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When the final boss fight hits that last phase and Papa Roach's "Blood Brothers" hits for some slow-mo drama.

Man that's some peak 00's action movie cinema right there.

[–] SidewaysHighways 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gave me goosebumps just remembering that!

Also Carla cugino was a smokeshow!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Also Carla cugino was a smokeshow!

Was?! Oh no. (Web search) Oh. Phew. I thought maybe I made a bad multiverse jump for a minute there. :p

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Such a kind face for a villain.