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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I thought the "M" was for "Magic". Silly me.

[–] cave 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Magic Ring Imaging

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My proctologist said my Magic Ring could benefit from more fiber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

sfp+ or sfp28?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

They had it set to “M” for magnetic when they should’ve had it set to “W” for wumbo.

[–] BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider 3 points 11 months ago

The M could have really been for Murder! (Well, probably more like Manslaughter, but close enough.)