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The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
I wonder what room in the house is most often died in (what's the dying room?). Bedroom? Kitchen?
The masturbatorium.
Badroom, obviously!
Gonna guess bedroom, as we're most vulnerable while sleeping, whether from external forces or internal.
Bathroom? Going out Elvis style