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[–] glimse 156 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Find a better pizza place, anon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

True. Fast food pizza really does taste like ketchup on toast though, and the cheese tastes like rubber.

I had Taco Bell the other night, could barely even finish it without vomiting.

[–] glimse 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Going to Taco Bell for pizza was a mistake. Even frozen pizza can be pretty good if you don't buy the cheapest one at the store

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You take your Mexican pizza slander elsewhere

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't implying taco bell is mexican food count as mexican slander?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mexican pizza is a name and in no way implying that the pizza is from Mexico

[–] RIP_Cheems 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Going to taco bell period was a mistake.

[–] glimse 7 points 1 year ago

I like the crunchwrap supreme enough to go once or year

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you need to find a better fast food place too!

[–] Land_Strider 2 points 1 year ago

Dominos is of the same shit quality in Turkey. It is cardboard plus wood chips taste if you decide to add the "spice" they include in the package.

Most other pizza chains are meh. Random places also offerring pizza can be quite good, depending on the place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In the US? In this economy?