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PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Moue

(I tried "meaux" but that's just mo.)

[–] RustyNova 10 points 1 year ago

French here

It's "Meuuh". Pronounced "m-uh"

[–] Sylvartas 7 points 1 year ago

Close enough, Meaux is a city famous for its Brie cheese.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hon Hon hon may I get ur milk hon hon hon