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20 Indie Games That You Could Beat in the Time It Would Take You to Watch That Hbomberguy Video (hard-drive.net)

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A few days ago, YouTuber Hbomberguy released the video “Plagiarism and You(Tube).” It’s an insightful look at the current state of the creator economy, and how so much content these days is stolen. Or at least, that’s what I assume it’s about. That thing is 4 hours long! Why would I watch that when my whole gaming backlog is right there? Here’s 20 indie games that may or may not be in your own backlog, all of which you could beat in the time it takes you to watch that new Hbomberguy video.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I watched the whole video. AMA

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does P equal NP?

[–] FooBarrington 14 points 10 months ago

It does for N=1

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Maybe. Probably not.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How many erections did you get during that time?

[–] TheBat 7 points 10 months ago

Yes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Were you seated comfortably, and did you stay hydrated?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I went about my daily chores mostly. Put it in the background like a podcast.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is cold fusion possible during our lifetimes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I believe it will happen just before the environmental collapse in 2050.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do I pet my neighbor's dog?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ask your neighbor. Also make sure the dog seems friendly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hmm, human interaction. I'll risk it...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What device did you watch it on?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Phone mostly. Using LibreTube.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it true everyone’s mothers are cum dumpsters?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm sure there's at least one exception out there.