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If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how (kbin.social)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history.

Edit: also assume that you can be given a healthy 21-year-old body if you want or take your previous self's place.

Further, identification will be provided for you if you were not born at that time.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They are so talented they did not need 9/11 to have a hilarious TV show

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

9/11 was happening so they ran into a dorm room that could see the towers from the window

That room ended up being Timmy’s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, if it's that important just throw a party and introduce them that way.

If you need them to trauma bond, kidnap the fuckers, pistol whip them a little bit and then let them escape from their own ingenuity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

:O I could never hurt Timmy Weems

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you put it on a scale between bruising Timmys face with the butt of a pistol and saving 3,000 lives on one day and tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of lives in the interim between due to the post 9/11 increase in American policing and military actions in other countries, then not pistol whipping him would be a crime against humanity for which you should be tried at the Hague and hung.