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[–] [email protected] 128 points 10 months ago (4 children)

And killing children.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And spawning a zombie process.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's actually sacred.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn

[–] turbowafflz 2 points 10 months ago

Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.