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Bill is a lifelong bachelor and his retirement is coming up. As a retirement gift, his buddies decide to hire a lady of the evening for him. After some searching, they find a lady who advertises herself as Sally Super Sex! Super sex, how can they go wrong?

So, the first day of his retirement, they hire Sally and send her off to Bill's house. When Bill greets her door she introduces herself:

"Hi, I'm Sally Super Sex!"

"Hmmm. Well, I think I'll take the soup, I'm too old for sex."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lauchs 2 points 11 months ago

That was so goddamn wholesome.