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You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Sanctus 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I move into a space occupied by my desk, thus taking 3d10 force damage before moving to the next unoccupied space.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Weird. I also move into a space occupied by my desk, but a Fey mood takes hold of me and I grab the left corner of the table with my left nostril and wrestle it into an oak masterpiece which I then sell to an Elf, just to piss him off.

[–] Feathercrown 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you a commoner? You'd better hope to roll REAL low on that damage or this isn't gonna be pretty

[–] Sanctus 2 points 11 months ago

I am