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Anon goes a little overboard (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

3rd grade
Got fired later that day

Wut?

[–] [email protected] 137 points 11 months ago

Anon's the teacher.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

le ebic plot twist

[–] Pregnenolone 9 points 11 months ago

Kbin moment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

You think this actually happened?

[–] Aggravationstation 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Think he meant the principal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

The joke here is that OP is the teacher. The whole time you're supposed to think OP is a child, but is in fact an adult.

I think It's a play on an older version of the joke where OP was describing their first intimate encounter with a girl at school, and then "another teacher walks in and I got fired" or something similar.