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[โ€“] spirinolas 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Your military robots slaughtered that whole city! We need answers! Somebody must take responsibility!"

"Aaw, that really sucks starts rubbing nipples I'll submit a ticket and we'll let you know. If we don't call in 2 weeks...call again and we can go through this over and over until you give up."

"NO! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR NOW"

"Suuure, please hold."

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, too straightforward for a real employee. Also, they would be talking to a phone robot instead that will mever let them talk to a real person.