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Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims (ktla.com)

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A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employee is suing the company and a franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast-food restaurant descended into a drunken mess that included open sex.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Shocked, disgusted and outraged,” Bechiom alleges that she first ran out of the restaurant but then went back inside to retrieve her guacamole bowl – only to find that her manager and the other co-worker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting.

Right in front of my salad???

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is the best-possible advertisement for the Taco Bell guacamole bowl. SHE WENT BACK IN TO GET IT.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It was a potluck, she brought her own guacamole bowl.

Also, if you worked at Taco Bell, I'd assume you wouldn't be able to afford to just throw away food.

[–] SquigglyEmpire 4 points 1 year ago

When you truly love your guacamole bowl, you'd never leave it to the horrors or a taco bell sex party.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: that was to be the salad