this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure peaches come from a can

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh? What's next, you're going to tell us there's a man in a big factory downtown who puts said peaches in a can?

Preposterous.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 5 points 1 year ago

Fine, I'll just keep all of the peaches for myself. Millions of peaches. Peaches for me.

[–] s1ndr0m3 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

[–] FMT99 3 points 1 year ago

Well if I had my little way...