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Windows PCs can't sleep properly, and Microsoft wants it that way (www.spacebar.news)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/technology
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My company's IT department: "hold my beer. Keep holding it. Now decrypting. Now opening spyware one to 20. Open random cmds that do nothing. Quick virus scan. An update? Better reboot in the next 5 min. The beer? It's warm now"

[–] Wrench 8 points 1 year ago

Ahh, yes. The unplanned lunch break when you need a hard reboot because your environment is fucky.

And that reboot after update is guaranteed, because you haven't restarted in weeks due to how long it takes

[–] Pantsofmagic 3 points 1 year ago

After all that you get to tinker around with their shit VPN client that only works during one phase of the moon.