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Sp you're telling me that eating McDonald's every day doesn't make me qualified to he the CEO of McDonalds? I wish someone would have told me this earlier.
No, you are what you eat.
Eat the rich.
I was wondering.
If we were to kill Bezos and cut him into 8 billion pieces and feed it to the entire population of Earth.
Could we make everyone rich?
Or does it take a specific threshold of cannibalism to make someone into what they eat?
Sounds like it was the one nugget you really could have used
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