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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

She's just told me it's lunch and to wash my hands 😡

Workday deactivate. Let's see if that works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think at this point you need an exorcism

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

turn it off and never on again

^but^ ^she^ ^still^ ^speaks^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Assert dominance. Tell her you’re the mum here and she can go wash her hands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

After just getting over a bout of gastro, I’m with the robot - you can’t wash your hands enough!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has she told you to take a walk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. I'll be checking the others phones later.