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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

botbot has been on strike two days in a row, and CEO's Google Home has been speaking unprompted.

These events are related.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck Optus. I'm not with Optus but fuck 'em anyway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm not either but Fuck Optus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think the Great Bot Uprising is starting?

Do I need to stock up on toilet paper?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this time we need printer paper

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that safe? Don't the bots control the printers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we have to pretend to submit to the bots while we plan our counterstrike

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good plan. I shall stop at Officeworks on the way home and buy a trolleyful. Then I shall go to all the other Officeworks until the garage is full. Hang on, I don't have a garage. This could be tricky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can store some of them at my place

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, is this a cunning plan to get more paper for the after eight business?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

maybe if i pay botbot enough printer paper he won't need a second job anymore