After watching a resident squirrel repeatedly try (and fail) to get at one of our bird feeders, I somehow got the image in my head of the squirrel sitting on Teddy's stool at Bob's Burgers chowing down. So I opened up CAD and decided to make my daydream a reality. That was almost a year ago, but I've finally gotten it published and wanted to share.
https://www.printables.com/model/493447-bobs-birders
This is 3D printable and open licensed (CC BY-SA).
The other side of blackboard has (written poorly), The Squirrel You Know Its True
I also thought of The Don't Stop Seed Eatin' as in Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" but I wasn't sure if it was obvious enough.
Get some chalkboard paint …. You know what you have to do.
Every day these squirrels need a new burger
That was my first plan (probably not the every day part I am, deep down, very lazy) but I was afraid the chaulk would get rubbed off super fast. After having seen the animals interact with it, I don't think it would be a problem.
I absolutely empathize with your lazy, carry on (or not)