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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It reminds me of a kid telling their parents not to check on something because they know they'll get in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of a kid? Were you that kid? Lol I know I was that dumbass kid on many occasions.

My nephew was completely convinced that when he lied his nose would grow like Pinocchio's so when he lied he'd cover his nose.

[–] vynlwombat 11 points 1 year ago

Out of nowhere, my kid would say "No poop" and start backing away. Obviously, he was full of shit just like these ISPs.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 1 points 1 year ago

Me: Where did you put it?

My son: runs to the spot and stands in the way, so i can't see

Me: checkmate!