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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello, I would like to use notepad.

Ok, I can open notepad. But have you considered notepad enhanced with AI? It predicts what you want to type for $49.99 a year!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"i would like to write a quick letter in wordpad."

sorry. that application is not available. launching word instead and starting a subscription to microsoft 365.
locating credit card information...
found. you will be charged $99.99 per year.

[–] edgemaster72 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

** Goes to uninstall the application **

Hello, it looks like you're trying to uninstall Microsoft 365. Your plan has been updated. To keep Microsoft 365 uninstalled you will be charged $149.99 per year, plus a $74.99 uninstallation fee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thank you for signing up for Uninstaller 365. Your monthly fee will be $49.99. To cancel write 16 pages of klingon opera and send it to the following address exactly 100 days 16 hours before your requested cancellation minute.