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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a shit name for a war tbh. "Yo guys this was fun, but this is the last time we're getting together" - elves probably. Or maybe they meant last as in "previous", but that's just asking for it to get outdated.

[–] qarbone 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wars can be renamed after the fact.

Or else everyone fighting in World War 1 would have had a lot less chill after the war ended.

"Wait, we have to do this again??" - traumatised veteran probably

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well in that case it makes sense to instantiate an array, but they really should've called it World War 0

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No that was the 7 years war/French Indian war.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say ww0 would be the Napoleonic wars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

7 years war/French Indian war is the alpha version

Napoleonic ears is the beta version

[–] Zekas 7 points 1 year ago

The war to end wars.. If only it turned out that way.