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I..what the..HUH??

Absolutely baffling!

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[–] redline23 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At some point multiple people looked at this and said:

"Yes. This is exactly how it should work"

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has anyone checked to see if Elon Musk secretly bought ActivisionBlizzard while we were all distracted with trying to stop Microsoft from doing so?

Because it TOTALLY sounds like how he'd make it work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pay $8 per month to give your character a blue checkmark on their helmet.

[–] Viking_Hippie 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And just like on Twitter, that checkmark becomes an excellent target to aim shots at 😄