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I can tell a lot about you from that statement.
You like pineapple on pizza.
You once played seven minutes in heaven...with your cousin
You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.
Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.
Yes, but that's not a wand in my pocket.
I hope it's not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?
A duck's quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.
That's just one fact though. I'm pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.
Wait, isn't seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?
Also. What duck?