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What things are both the best and the worst at the same time? (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I had a discussion with a friend recently and during that discussion, one comment was "Fitted sheets are really both the best and the worst", of course referencing them as awesome when put on a mattress and the worst when you're trying to fold them.

What else do we have that would qualify for being awesome, but also the worst in a different context?

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[–] andallthat 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Genitals. Both male and female. (Generally) awesome when in use but a maintenance nightmare otherwise. Reasons for being the worse (some depending on gender) include: initiating takeoff visibly and without reason, leakages, being very fragile, requiring more packaging than any other body part and others

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can make humans; also hurts like hell for no apparently functional reason every month.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny thing I heard is that it's like a punishment for not getting pregnant (by the body). Post pregnancy my wife said she had periods but without the pain, like the body was saying 'I'm happy for now.'

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

-"Where are the babies?"

-But I already have two ba..

I DEMAND BABIES FOR THE BABY THRONE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MILK FOR THE BABE KING!

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 3 points 1 year ago

Milk for the Khorne flakes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, I sure am happy I put the nsfw tag on this post now. Thanks for the awesome reply.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was just going to say a blowjob with pop rocks, so yeah, his reply had more thought behind it.

[–] cheese_greater 2 points 1 year ago

All fun 'n games till ya pop!

[–] andallthat 3 points 1 year ago

To be fair it was the NSFW tag that gave me the idea. I went "why would this have an NSFW tag? .... Ooooh!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not to mention how much more cleaning they need compared to, say, the legs and arms.