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I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it's too far away to actually eat.
That's without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.
Table/chair slightly blocking screen, and I suspect there is some sort of fuckery going on with how that pizza is cut but I'm can't tell because my hands are literally shaking at this point
The size of the pieces is uneven, don't look!
also this person apparently has 4 feet. how could you miss that?!
Space Wizards' average fan is that kind of mutant
Yeah I knew instantly this was created by an experienced troll
could've gone even worse with the screen. 1:1 and stretch to fit instead of crop to fit xD
If that's supposed to be a projected image, then it should be washed out af with the room being so lit up. The darkest colors should only be about as dark as the white wall behind it.
There's also the bare pizza box in the stark white comforter. You know that cardboard isn't going to keep all that pepperoni pizza oil in for very long.