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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This meme gave me flashbacks

I was about 12 playing baseball with my friends. Some younger kids were playing dodge ball nearby and their ball rolled onto our field. I ran over grabbed the ball and threw it back to one of the kids. The little eight year old said something to me ... I didn't hear it but I knew he was swearing at me. I turned back to him and everything went black ..... the little shit just wanted to distract me so that he could whip the ball in my face.

All I remember is that sound .... WANGGGGGGG!!! ... ringing in my ears, everything turning black and falling back on my ass.

[–] ummthatguy 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing like a little childhood trauma. Hope the little shit got it back somehow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Every time I think about that moment ... I want to slap that little shit and make him cry ... at least he didn't use a tire iron

But that was 30 years ago ... over 30 years ago (fuck I'm old) ... I have a pretty nice life and on my way to retiring comfortably ... and the little shit is a drug addict with four kids, his fourth or fifth relationship and living in a shack

I want to beat the little eight year shit but I feel sorry for the 40 year old adult .... but if I had the chance, I'd still whip a red rubber ball into his face.

[–] ummthatguy 7 points 1 year ago

Way to process.