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Pilot who ‘tried to shut off engines mid-flight was high on magic mushrooms’ (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

“I pulled both emergency shutoff handles because I thought I was dreaming and I just want to wake up”

lmao. Maybe get a dream exit strategy that doesn’t double as a real-world major safety disruption.