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Commander Biden Bites All 221 House Republicans, Seizes Speakership (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would unironically vote for some dog or cat over 99.99999999999999% of humanity at this point if given the option.

[โ€“] Jessvj93 22 points 1 year ago

And that 00.000000000000001% is Jon Stewart, cause why the hell not? He's got free time now ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ and we haven't tried Democratic TV show host comedian yet on the Bingo chart.