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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the secret to living long, just don't go grey.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You will be lucky to outlive Bobi.

[–] medicsofanarchy 7 points 1 year ago

(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that's a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Where do you get your gluten free horses?

[–] nezbyte 4 points 1 year ago

Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

At least you have hair

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ericisshort 2 points 1 year ago

Hair dye is the fountain of youth.

[–] agent_flounder 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe there's some weird anti aging mechanism at play?