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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203 to c/dadjokes

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It turns out it was the refrigerator all along...

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[–] Vee4 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could see Norm making a joke similar to this, but Id imagine he'd add onto the end by saying something after a pause, when the audience is visibly confused, like "Because I was getting fat. I was eating too much."

[–] APassenger 2 points 1 year ago

Agree. It's too many "hops" for most people and the confusion:laughter ratio gets thrown off. It's not delighted surprise, it's.. "wut?? Oh."