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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203 to c/dadjokes

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It turns out it was the refrigerator all along...

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[–] tpihkal 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wut?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The clothes feel they have shrinked because OP gained weight

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You know, that makes sense, I anthropomorphized the fridge and had it literally shrinking clothing, maybe to keep the food, the glutton that the fridge is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I though they were drying their clothes behind the fridge and they started shrinking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be honest a pretty bad joke even for this room