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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[-] [email protected] 148 points 5 months ago

I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.

[-] the16bitgamer 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge

[-] 3ntranced 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Cookiesandcreamclouds 2 points 5 months ago

It was me all along??

[-] Cookiesandcreamclouds 2 points 5 months ago

You just didn't want to admit to yourself!

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