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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.

[–] the16bitgamer 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge

[–] 3ntranced 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pack it up boys, we got him.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds 2 points 9 months ago

It was me all along??

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds 2 points 9 months ago

You just didn't want to admit to yourself!