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You can tell this is an ancient meme because it prices college at 4 years at $9,000 per year instead of 5 years at $30,000 per year ๐Ÿ˜†

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This doesn't work for some fields imo. I don't know how I could train someone in computer science if they don't even know how a for loop works yet.

[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Senior dev: "Hey junior... " waves a piece of paper "The fuck is this?"

Junior Dev: "My code, boss."

SD: squints

JD: "I couldn't figure out how to email it."

SD: squints

JD: ...

SD: "Why is there a picture of a cat?"

JD: "It's Scratch, sir."

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm dying lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There is a non-null chance the Senior Developer is an absolute God at scratch.

[โ€“] Specal 2 points 1 year ago

This is so accurate it hurts

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's a regular thing in Germany.

Our apprenticeships are a lot cheaper though, below minimum wage, so it's easier for the employer to set aside time for training that doesn't earn money.

[โ€“] EnderMB 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll chime in with a comment above, but I am an apprenticeship mentor at a big tech company, and while you are somewhat correct, most apprenticeship schemes will mix in academic learning alongside on-the-job training.

It's a great way to learn if you are motivated. If you're not, it's immensely stressful compared to studying for a degree.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That sounds perfect actually