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I mean, I straight up put the bag there so people don’t sit next to me, but if I notice that the place is getting busy enough that someone’s gonna need the seat I’ll move it.
You should do the exact opposite if you don’t want anyone to sit next to you though. Keep your bag on your lap and pat the seat next to you invitingly while maintaining eye contact at all time. :)
I'd be concerned about what kind of person would accept the invite when it eventually happens