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[–] Cruxifux 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That’s because asteroids with organics that create life are sent out by the Pathagorath, the screeching glutton that dwells in the blinding. He’s the creature that lives in the center of the galaxy and sends out asteroids to seed worlds with life so that he can devour their souls. You see when we die our souls are eternally digested in his bottomless belly, and without ever increasing nourishment his metabolism would cease to produce the necessary excretions our galaxy needs for time to exist and we would simply blink out of existence. We owe him eternally for our existence as well as our damnation.

[–] DaMonsterKnees 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kinda panspermian fan fiction is this?

[–] Cruxifux 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We must make sacrifices to the Pathagorath in hopes that he may notice our devotion to him and destroy our souls before they are harvested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can get you a bus load of republicans to sacrifice, but they may upset his tummy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Souls. They said the Pathagorath needs souls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Crap! I forgot to read the fine print.
Yep, there it is... "requires souls..."
Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't really have anything going on at the moment. I could do some sacrifices.

[–] Brazzburry 4 points 1 year ago

And he sent his one true son to teach us about triangles..... Again.