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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

[–] MindSkipperBro12 41 points 1 year ago

I would accept that man as an American, especially when he’s fluent in the Oklahoma dialect.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Seventhlevin 2 points 1 year ago

A perfect score!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If any weebs wanted to be a fisher this is pretty spot on. I've heard dudes at convention say this about the tuna trade a few times even :|

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joke explained for your convenience:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

oh my god. I'm certain that was a joke, there's no way it's serious

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Well it originated on /jp/ in the late 2000s, so there's a >9,000% chance that it was only ever trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest 14 points 1 year ago

They say their 27 and hoping to attend a prestigious high school so they are definitely not being serious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me it was the “kanji” dialect instead of “kansai”. Freaking hilarious though.

[–] samus12345 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And greeting with "gomenasai" ("I'm sorry").

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also just noticed the 27 years old and attending a High School!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

it could also be rage bait: the person in the image may not have written the text, or be aware of its association. it's a form of cyber bullying.