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NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday (www.engadget.com)
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[–] Rally 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it's just an empty box?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe we're the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

[–] scottywh 3 points 1 year ago

I think the jokes are fucking lame and I'm also excited for the news.