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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There could, in theory, be a malicious machine on the internal network that was previously infected, which is now acting as command and control. So if you didn't know which one it was...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Turn of the power, no need to rip anything

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Use a bomb. No need to take out the lights.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's better to throw it away into a black hole.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's generally a good idea, however, there can be reasons not to do it.

The device could be infected in a way that it won't turn on again.

You might have an isolated management network that allows you to monitor the device and traffic (naturally ripping all cables also disconnects the management network).

And whatnot. But generally I agree.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You two are overlooking the most important thing. It might be fun to crazily rip out the cables then make a junior guy go trace and repatch it all. The opportunity to legitimately do that doesn't come along often.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where's your sense of drama???