TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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[–] dan1101 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

?ERROR CAN NOT FIND ANY KEY

[–] bappity 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ALAS! IN THIS DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE, AS AN EMPATHETIC AND COMPASSIONATE INDIVIDUAL BELONGING TO THE SAME HUMAN SPECIES, I SHALL GRACIOUSLY EXTEND MY ASSISTANCE TO AID YOU IN THE SEARCH FOR WHAT IS, IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, THE CRUCIAL ELEMENTS KNOWN AS THE KEYS TO YOUR ESTEEMED AUTOMOBILE, A MAGNIFICENT VEHICLE THAT SERVES AS A SYMBOL OF PERSONAL MOBILITY AND CONVENIENCE.

[–] dan1101 3 points 1 year ago

THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN. I WAS NOT AWARE OF AN AUTOMOBILE MANUFACTURER KNOWN AS "ANY", THIS DATA IS NOT PART OF MY ~~DATABASE~~ HUMAN BRAIN CONTENT. I WILL INITIATE THE APPROPRIATE QUERIES.