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[–] psyc 82 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] AwkwardTurtle 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I would unironically watch a paranormal ghost pepper streamer at least three times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a stay at home furniture driver, my partner is an investigative glitter wrangler, and our budget is $6.6 million.

I need to contemplate career paths if furniture drivers can work from home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Average twitch streamer revenue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Depending on what "paranormal ghost pepper streamer" entails, that could be really fucking entertaining. I'm imagining a guy who grows ghost peppers with a crazy mix of ghost hunting equipment, tin foil, healing crystals, long strands of Christmas lights (to ask aliens for assistance in watering, fertilizing and controlling pests), and a priest (for when a plant becomes demonically possessed).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a celebrated dog fighter, my partner is a certified pumpkin trimmer, and our budget is $4.7 million.

LMAO

[–] davidgro 8 points 1 year ago

I'm a stay at home wine driver, my partner is an inorganic haunted house philanthropist, and our budget is $4.1 million.

[–] vortexsurfer 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm an unlicensed air guitar keeper, my partner is a certified butterfly instructor, and our budget is $2.1 million.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should totally get your license bruh. It's not that hard and there are some public venues you can't even play at without one.

[–] Bytemeister 4 points 1 year ago

I'm just getting in to Air guitar keeping, but I've always been confused about the difference between a Sport Air Guitar License and a Private Air Guitar License. Should I go for the SAGL/PAGL Instrumentation endorsement as well?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You can't just say perchance

[–] zepheriths 8 points 1 year ago

I'm a full time air guitar cyclist, my partner is an unlicensed mole rat trainer, and our budget is $1.5 million.

[–] Jesusaurus 4 points 1 year ago

I'm an unlicensed watercolor repairman, my partner is a freelance glitter fighter, and our budget is $1.3 million

[–] duxuev 3 points 1 year ago

That's just amazing, thank you for that. Honestly hilarious