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[–] PHLAK 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know this is just a joke but why would he be calling HR instead of security?

[–] wreckedcarzz 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

They're a programmer, do you expect them to know anything about security? Those are the people that "SELECT %s FROM foo"

[–] RedditWanderer 20 points 1 year ago

He's new around here

[–] Alexstarfire 1 points 8 months ago

Until very recently, I wasn't sure my company had security.