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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 16 points 1 year ago

And also that crime isn't actually up, but rent is