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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
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this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I'm a sucker for paying for my groceries.
Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!
You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?
And also that crime isn't actually up, but rent is
If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.