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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m sure there’s some seagull out there with a 1000-yard stare who went through the most fucked up shit of his life in the 90’s and still remembers it like it was yesterday. He hangs out down by the bars and drinks discarded alcohol out of the trash, trying to forget, and then flies around drunk bumping into things.

The other seagulls look at him and shake their heads with pity “he used to be such a good gull.. so full of promise.”

[–] Ensign_Crab 5 points 1 year ago

Too soon, too soon, too soon.

He stole food from Madonna too soon.

Too young, too young, too soon too soon.